Hayden and Melissa
The Life and Times of the Not Rich or Famous
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Happy Halloween!


My day consisted of dealing drugs in Rexburg and Idaho Falls, and when I got home we took some pics of our "kids" in different costumes that we had picked up on clearance sales the year before. Lexah is a good sport about it and doesn't really care too much, but Aves is a butthead and apparantly has some semblance of pride and the ability to feel dumb when he looks dumb.

I'll put some more pics of our idiots at the end of the post. To come back to the cousin of the Giving Tree, the Stupid A-hole Attacking Tree, I learned from my Dad that its a chesnut tree. (My hippie Biology teach told me they are "buckeye's"... Now I understand what the Ohio State mascot is, a spikey tree grenade. Not sure why they're colors are red and grey, not green and brown, but I don't think they're as stupid anymore.) Back to my Dad though, so I guess he and his classmates used to wing those things at each other, with some even sticking in the back of kids who got drilled. He said it's a miracle that no one lost an eye. I say its a testament of how soft and weak kids are today... I remember the times me and my friends would throw blackcat firecrackers at each other or drill each other with Roman Candles. And I just randomly remembered something strange and scary...

When we first moved to Sugar, I was a 4th grader and Pace was in 2nd grade. We went over to Jess Butikofer's house and Jess was put in charge of entertaining Pace and I. We went out back and Jess brought his bow and arrows with him. We shot a few arrows in the dirt, then decided it would be cool to shoot them straight up in the air. Luckily, nothing happened and we thought it was really cool to see how they landed close to us. But I think of it now and shake my head at what a dufus I was. I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, I just felt like typing it.

Anyway, the three things I'm going to end this post with are:

-Happy 3-11 Day in Vegas this year... got tickets this morning, Samuel had better work on Mom so she'll let him go, but if he can't it just means I can actually hit the casinos... So it will save me money if Samuel comes.
- I had a dream that I could make the most awesome car in the history of cars. An 80's Ford Taurus Wagon on a monster truck frame. And then I woke up and it was on craigslist in Rigby. I just see this picture and start giggling like a little girl cuz I don't understand and it's so ridiculously funny:
I'm sure someone is very happy to own this car, and I hope I never meet them after I've made so much fun of them, but I hope I see it driving around so I can point and laugh.
- The last thing, Happy Halloween! (See more pics of ridiulous looking dogs...)



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